PENN-sieve

One of my collegues, apparently sad that I took two days off, wrote the following poem for me because she missed me.

My friend, Tracy

I have a friend named Tracy
She's sort of, kind of mean
She'll invite you over her house
But only if it's clean
She's a little bit laid back
And a lot sarcastic
And in her office if you move stuff
She'll be a little spastic
All in all she is good to have around
In periods of high stress
But don't be confused, she's a friend
But I wouldn't call her my best