PENN-sieve

In the movie Clerks, there is a good amount of time dedicated to making fun of the women who come and pull all of the milk out of the cooler so they can get the milk with the farthest away expiration date. Because most of my customers at the store are college students, this has never happened - until today.

This older man who barely spoke English asked me where the milk was. He then proceeded to take all the milk out of the cooler. I had to try hard not to laugh. After I checked him out, I went to see if Jay and Silent Bob were outside!