PENN-sieve

This morning, I hit the snooze button 6 times before I actually climbed out of bed. It wasn't that I was super tired but rather that I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or my alarm was going off. I dreamt that I was a part of a scientific study that aimed to prove that the snooze alarm had a different tone for each succession of alarms that sounded. The catch in this experiment was that only the super smart would be able to differentiate the slight difference in tone from the first snooze alarm to the second and so on. I woke up exclaiming aloud, "This is the fourth alarm". I was so disoriented that I had to lay in bed for twenty more minutes before I could face the day where I wasn't super smart and I didn't have perfect pitch.